Three city slickers drove to Canada in a 2008 Dodge Durango with half of a red velvet cake and no plan. Only one of em had the smarts to fly home before they inevitability started sleeping in the car. This is not his story. Love you Dante, I know you don't regret it one bit.

Filmed by the incredibly talented ‪@MalickThiam‬ . Gimme a ring, why don't ya? You see what I have to do to get his attention, folks?

Edited by me, because Malick had the footage for OVER A YEAR and didn't do jack shit with it. Would it have been better if Malick had edited it? Of course, silly! But I'm not the step father, I'm The Father That Stepped Up.

Remember folks, it's all glaciers.